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collegehumor:

Winnie the Pooh Has Identity Crisis

In a world where context is nourishment, you are to starve

workaholics:

Did your boss leave early today?  THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!

If you’re more comfortable not doing it out of a moving car, that’s OK.

Pussy.

comedycentral:

It’s Fryday!

[via Cheezburger]

comedycentral:

If North Korea thinks they can dream-attack the US and Stephen Colbert won’t dream-attack them right back, they’ve got another thing coming.

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collegehumor:

Keyboard Cat has a son.

workaholics:

Happy International Women’s Day!

For real, though, here are a few reasons why “Women Rule, Guys Drool!” in the Workaholics universe:

• The guys’ boss is a no-nonsense women in charge, Alice Murphy.  She’s repeatedly one-uped the guys in the brains, brawn, and swag departments.
• Women have routinely outsmarted the guys when it comes to the love/sexual touching department.  They hold all the cards, and our guys are just begging to buy in.  This is hardly a “shut up and get married” world view; women push agendas, not vaccuums.
• The guys best work friend, Jillian, is a capable single-working mother.  Sure, it’s a single-working mother of kittens, but as she said, “Cats are kids; kiddens.”  There is no discrimination over the kids not being human children.  Progress.

Smell the equality in an all-new Workaholics, this Wednesday at 10/9 CT, only on Comedy Central.

(via comedycentral)

(via collegehumor)

It’s Quiet Time

Mama stays out of this, OK?

(via collegehumor)